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It sure has been a boring week.

Well,my shoulders have been hurting
on and off these past few days.
Gets worse when I use the keyboard for too long.
Other than that,I am just peachy.

Anyway,got an mp3 player on Friday.
But it's not the Zen Micro.
I found out that the 4GB version
doesn't come with a charger.
That's like getting an xbox
without a controller.
A car without a windshield.
A pizza without cheese. Can you imagine?
A pizza WITHOUT CHEESE!!!
Man that is just whacked.

So instead,I got myself
a Muvo2 or something.

Well enough of that.


May 15, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
Hello,Could I Get Some Light Over Here Please?

You know,people should come with individual handbooks.
Girls especially. Heck,sometimes I feel like
my little sisters are from another planet.
Extremely cute,but deadly.

On a much brighter note,
I'll be getting a Zen Micro real soon.
Yeahh,baby. I'm sorry Steve,
but your lil' baby didn't make the the cut.

Well enough of that.

May 06, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
But Daddy I Love Him...!!

Man oh man. What is it about love
that drives people nuts?
It can turn the intelligent into
the idiotic.

There's a gal I know
who has a good shot of getting
into university but,she's willing to
give it a miss. Would you like to know why?
Wait for it... Wait for it...
(drumroll)
Because her boyfriend won't let her!

Wow. I am sold. Completely.
I mean,what better reason is there?
Her boyfriend won't let her.
Ah yes. Never go against the boyfriend.
I'm sure he'd make a great husband.
Not!

Sigh. It's amazing how blind some
people are.

Well enough of that.



May 03, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
Now Would You Like Some Fries To Go With That?

Another day,another workout.


On Friday I just found out that
instead of a credit for phy/chem,all I got
was a lousy D7! Great,just great. My life
just keeps getting better and better.


And what is it with some people? I mean,honestly,
were they born dumb? Somebody,please
explain to me. No really,I need to know.

Ladies and gentlemen, if any of you ever feel the urge to suddenly
quit talking with someone,it would help a lot
to actually let them know first. You know,
seeing how most of us aren't psychic.

Oh,and by the way,
what kind of blog has only 'hmmm' posted on it?
That only tells me that the engine
is running,but no one's behind the wheel.

Well enough of that.





April 30, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
abandoned

Man,it's such a hot day. Sheesh. Forget
about warming up,all I gotta do is stand still for
5 mins!

It's amazing how the people
you helped out long ago,
could just turn their backs on you
when you need them the most.
Never trust anybody. Well,almost anybody.
Guess I learned that the hard way.

Well enough of that.




April 27, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
No,I Wasn't Looking At You!

Man,it is incredibly irritating when
you're walking to a place and there's a
girl ahead dressed skimpily going in
the same direction.
Certain thoughts go through
your mind. "What if she thinks I'm following her?",
"What if she thinks I'm gonna... 'do something' ??",

And it's worse when she's walking slightly faster than you,
just enough to keep in front.
Soon it turns into a race. A weird,silent race.
Your heart is pumping fast,you're sweating,
trying to get ahead of her,
but at the same time trying to look casual doing it.

Oh yeah,and you can't look ahead doing it,
'cause well,she's there. What do you do?
You stare at the ground. So there you are.
Walking quickly,heart pounding,soaked in sweat,
with your eyes fixated on the ground,all the
while trying to look casual.

Upon completing the race,
you can become quite emotional. Relieved,
yet jubilant. You're even tempted to do
a little dance.

I guess sometimes things like that can't be avoided

Well,enough of that.

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April 24, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
And The Oscar Goes To...

Ah yes,the government has said yes
to building a casino.
Big surprise there.

Oh yeah,and did anyone else see our
beloved Labour Chief coming close to tears
in parliament?
'I couldn't say no to 35,000 jobs.'
Wow. I just...wow.
I haven't seen such a great performance
since Bill Clinton denied making whoopee
with Monica Lewinski.
Somebody give that man an Oscar!

And what on earth happened to Mountain Dew?
I can't find it anywhere in Singapore!
Man,can't we get anything right?
Sheesh.

Well enough of that.

April 20, 2005 in Current Affairs | Permalink | Comments (0)
Finally

Finally. After about 5 years of being sick (whoa),
the man,the myth,the legend,is up and kicking again.
Only this time,he's 23,currently unemployed (by choice!) (no,really),
and is stuck.
That's right. Stuck! Sheesh.
I got credits for geog,eng,arabic,phy/chem,irk.
That's kind of amazing,seeing how I
was frequently afraid of touching books- yeah well,that's
what being obsessive-compulsive is all about,baby.

Anyway,I can't get into any of the polytechnics.
Heck,even ite is rejecting me. Can you believe it?
Ite! Oh man,what is this world coming to?
I woke up from one nightmare to find
myself in yet another one. Can't I get a break?
Hey a wait a sec. I could always bank on my looks...
Yeah,and watch pigs fly by across the sunset.


I feel terrible. In fact,so terrible,that I'm happy.
The kind of happy that psychotics feel. Heh,heh.

Well,
enough about that.








April 19, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
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