Monday.
Everybody's favourite day of the week.
Well lemme see now.
I'm feeling bored and sleepy,
and to top it off,I'm listening to Limp Bizkit's Crack Addict.
Anyway,I've got a ton of stuff to do.
Got to withdraw money from the bank,
pay my school fee,
get stuff for school,
and (my personal favourite) (not)
get a wetsuit.
But I'm sleepy.
Ah maybe I'll just go to the bank today.
Or I could just do something
random like flying overseas to Perth or something.
Yeah,that would be a wise thing to do
for someone who's almost broke.
If you're still awake after reading this,
then you should be commended.
Not to mention get a life.
Well enough of that.
Monday, May 30, 2005
Sunday, May 29, 2005
Like a Ton of Bricks
Well it's my birthday today.
I'd celebrate,but then,
it's not like I actually did anything,you know what I mean?
I should be thanking my mum.
Yeah,why do people celebrate their own birthdays anyway?
Sheesh.
Anyway,I just realized something. Unless my condition
gets serious (never,hopefully),and I undergo an operation
to correct it,I can't ever play soccer. Or rugby.
Or jog.
Sigh.
Well enough of that.
I'd celebrate,but then,
it's not like I actually did anything,you know what I mean?
I should be thanking my mum.
Yeah,why do people celebrate their own birthdays anyway?
Sheesh.
Anyway,I just realized something. Unless my condition
gets serious (never,hopefully),and I undergo an operation
to correct it,I can't ever play soccer. Or rugby.
Or jog.
Sigh.
Well enough of that.
Saturday, May 28, 2005
Nothing to Fear but Fear Itself
It's been about a week
since I've been discharged from the hospital,
and I'm still in pain.
Just a little bit.
Still,it's actually making
me afraid to do things that I enjoy doing.
Jogging,lifting weights,destroying
random strangers' properties,etc
This is no way to live!
But I can't help it.
Ah well.
Like it or not,I've
got to deal with it. Somehow.
Anyway,what is it with
women and success?
Why is it even news?
I mean,I can understand
if a woman found a cure for cancer
or something.
But becoming the manager of a bank? Entering university? Actually being able to drive properly?
Come on,people!
There's all this talk about discrimination
against women. Sure it exists and needs
to be addressed. But what about discrimination
against men?
It happens. A lot.
But does it get mentioned at all?
Well not in Singapore it doesn't.
For example, according to our laws,
Singaporean men do not have modesty.
In other words, anybody could just
molest a man and get away with it.
That's right. It's not a crime!
But flip the bird at a woman,
and you could get arrested.
Ahh, don't you just love equality?
And don't even get me started on
racial discrimination over here.
I'll continue some other time.
Right now,the pain is getting worse.
Well enough of that.
Monday, May 23, 2005
No Rest For The Weary
Limp Bizkit's new album is out!
Finally! Wes Borland's back,
so I hope it's not gonna be
anything like 'Results May Vary'.
Man,that album
totally sucked.
Could've spent that money
on watching R-rated movies or something.
Ah well.
Anyway,my young cousins,grandmother,
and their maid stayed here overnight at
my place.
Yep. All 5 of them.
Combine that with the 8 people already
living in this 4-room apartment and what do you get?
Well I'm not sure,
but definitely not a lot of space.
It's about 7.45 am now on a holiday.
Vesak Day was yesterday (Sunday).
And,I'm still awake!
Can you believe it?? Being
awake on a holiday morning.
It's like a criminal offence or something.
But there's no place to sleep!
This sucks.
Might as well make the most of it.
Now let's see,what could
I do right now...?
There's gonna be an open house party
today over here. It starts at 11 am.
Ok2,focus! What could I do
possibly do right now?
Hmm...
no idea.
Well enough of that.
Finally! Wes Borland's back,
so I hope it's not gonna be
anything like 'Results May Vary'.
Man,that album
totally sucked.
Could've spent that money
on watching R-rated movies or something.
Ah well.
Anyway,my young cousins,grandmother,
and their maid stayed here overnight at
my place.
Yep. All 5 of them.
Combine that with the 8 people already
living in this 4-room apartment and what do you get?
Well I'm not sure,
but definitely not a lot of space.
It's about 7.45 am now on a holiday.
Vesak Day was yesterday (Sunday).
And,I'm still awake!
Can you believe it?? Being
awake on a holiday morning.
It's like a criminal offence or something.
But there's no place to sleep!
This sucks.
Might as well make the most of it.
Now let's see,what could
I do right now...?
There's gonna be an open house party
today over here. It starts at 11 am.
Ok2,focus! What could I do
possibly do right now?
Hmm...
no idea.
Well enough of that.
Sunday, May 22, 2005
Man Down! Man Down! Medic...!! (part2)
Man,it's been about 3 days and my back is still hurting.
Ahh,lemme see now,where was I?
Oh yeah,now I remember...
The ER was actually quite pleasant,nothing
like in the tv show.
You know,in a hospital,you're supposed to get
adequate rest. But there,I kept getting
woken up every few hours.
I mean,come on people! I can't entertain all the time!
Sheesh.
As in turns out,irreparable
damage (short of an expensive operation)
has been done to a certain part of my body.
Nothing serious yet.
All I can do is be more careful.
Right now,the only 'safe'
sport I can do is swimming.
Just great.
Hey maybe it's like riding a bike...
just need to jump right in.
There better be lifeguards on duty.
Well enough of that.
Friday, May 20, 2005
Man Down! Man Down! Medic...!!
Man,if it isn't the fall that kills you,
then it's the sudden stop at the bottom.
Tuesday night,wednesday morning.
Your beloved hero went down for the count.
It was weird.
When the medics arrived,
the pain had subsided a lot.
In fact,a part of me
was actually hoping that it would get worse
so that I'd be 'worthy' of being in
an emergency vehicle.
So there I was. Trying to make
appropriate expressions of pain on
my face whenever the ambulance
hit a bump or something.
At the ER,I was greeted by
a really,really cute doctor.
Whoa.
To be cont'd....
(i got a headache right now)
Thursday, May 19, 2005
Original Blog,baby
Bringer Bringer
The Chronicles of Faizal
The 2nd Choice
It sure has been a boring week.
Well,my shoulders have been hurting
on and off these past few days.
Gets worse when I use the keyboard for too long.
Other than that,I am just peachy.
Anyway,got an mp3 player on Friday.
But it's not the Zen Micro.
I found out that the 4GB version
doesn't come with a charger.
That's like getting an xbox
without a controller.
A car without a windshield.
A pizza without cheese. Can you imagine?
A pizza WITHOUT CHEESE!!!
Man that is just whacked.
So instead,I got myself
a Muvo2 or something.
Well enough of that.
May 15, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
Hello,Could I Get Some Light Over Here Please?
You know,people should come with individual handbooks.
Girls especially. Heck,sometimes I feel like
my little sisters are from another planet.
Extremely cute,but deadly.
On a much brighter note,
I'll be getting a Zen Micro real soon.
Yeahh,baby. I'm sorry Steve,
but your lil' baby didn't make the the cut.
Well enough of that.
May 06, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
But Daddy I Love Him...!!
Man oh man. What is it about love
that drives people nuts?
It can turn the intelligent into
the idiotic.
There's a gal I know
who has a good shot of getting
into university but,she's willing to
give it a miss. Would you like to know why?
Wait for it... Wait for it...
(drumroll)
Because her boyfriend won't let her!
Wow. I am sold. Completely.
I mean,what better reason is there?
Her boyfriend won't let her.
Ah yes. Never go against the boyfriend.
I'm sure he'd make a great husband.
Not!
Sigh. It's amazing how blind some
people are.
Well enough of that.
May 03, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
Now Would You Like Some Fries To Go With That?
Another day,another workout.
On Friday I just found out that
instead of a credit for phy/chem,all I got
was a lousy D7! Great,just great. My life
just keeps getting better and better.
And what is it with some people? I mean,honestly,
were they born dumb? Somebody,please
explain to me. No really,I need to know.
Ladies and gentlemen, if any of you ever feel the urge to suddenly
quit talking with someone,it would help a lot
to actually let them know first. You know,
seeing how most of us aren't psychic.
Oh,and by the way,
what kind of blog has only 'hmmm' posted on it?
That only tells me that the engine
is running,but no one's behind the wheel.
Well enough of that.
April 30, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
abandoned
Man,it's such a hot day. Sheesh. Forget
about warming up,all I gotta do is stand still for
5 mins!
It's amazing how the people
you helped out long ago,
could just turn their backs on you
when you need them the most.
Never trust anybody. Well,almost anybody.
Guess I learned that the hard way.
Well enough of that.
April 27, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
No,I Wasn't Looking At You!
Man,it is incredibly irritating when
you're walking to a place and there's a
girl ahead dressed skimpily going in
the same direction.
Certain thoughts go through
your mind. "What if she thinks I'm following her?",
"What if she thinks I'm gonna... 'do something' ??",
And it's worse when she's walking slightly faster than you,
just enough to keep in front.
Soon it turns into a race. A weird,silent race.
Your heart is pumping fast,you're sweating,
trying to get ahead of her,
but at the same time trying to look casual doing it.
Oh yeah,and you can't look ahead doing it,
'cause well,she's there. What do you do?
You stare at the ground. So there you are.
Walking quickly,heart pounding,soaked in sweat,
with your eyes fixated on the ground,all the
while trying to look casual.
Upon completing the race,
you can become quite emotional. Relieved,
yet jubilant. You're even tempted to do
a little dance.
I guess sometimes things like that can't be avoided
Well,enough of that.
'
April 24, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
And The Oscar Goes To...
Ah yes,the government has said yes
to building a casino.
Big surprise there.
Oh yeah,and did anyone else see our
beloved Labour Chief coming close to tears
in parliament?
'I couldn't say no to 35,000 jobs.'
Wow. I just...wow.
I haven't seen such a great performance
since Bill Clinton denied making whoopee
with Monica Lewinski.
Somebody give that man an Oscar!
And what on earth happened to Mountain Dew?
I can't find it anywhere in Singapore!
Man,can't we get anything right?
Sheesh.
Well enough of that.
April 20, 2005 in Current Affairs | Permalink | Comments (0)
Finally
Finally. After about 5 years of being sick (whoa),
the man,the myth,the legend,is up and kicking again.
Only this time,he's 23,currently unemployed (by choice!) (no,really),
and is stuck.
That's right. Stuck! Sheesh.
I got credits for geog,eng,arabic,phy/chem,irk.
That's kind of amazing,seeing how I
was frequently afraid of touching books- yeah well,that's
what being obsessive-compulsive is all about,baby.
Anyway,I can't get into any of the polytechnics.
Heck,even ite is rejecting me. Can you believe it?
Ite! Oh man,what is this world coming to?
I woke up from one nightmare to find
myself in yet another one. Can't I get a break?
Hey a wait a sec. I could always bank on my looks...
Yeah,and watch pigs fly by across the sunset.
I feel terrible. In fact,so terrible,that I'm happy.
The kind of happy that psychotics feel. Heh,heh.
Well,
enough about that.
April 19, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
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The Chronicles of Faizal
The 2nd Choice
It sure has been a boring week.
Well,my shoulders have been hurting
on and off these past few days.
Gets worse when I use the keyboard for too long.
Other than that,I am just peachy.
Anyway,got an mp3 player on Friday.
But it's not the Zen Micro.
I found out that the 4GB version
doesn't come with a charger.
That's like getting an xbox
without a controller.
A car without a windshield.
A pizza without cheese. Can you imagine?
A pizza WITHOUT CHEESE!!!
Man that is just whacked.
So instead,I got myself
a Muvo2 or something.
Well enough of that.
May 15, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
Hello,Could I Get Some Light Over Here Please?
You know,people should come with individual handbooks.
Girls especially. Heck,sometimes I feel like
my little sisters are from another planet.
Extremely cute,but deadly.
On a much brighter note,
I'll be getting a Zen Micro real soon.
Yeahh,baby. I'm sorry Steve,
but your lil' baby didn't make the the cut.
Well enough of that.
May 06, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
But Daddy I Love Him...!!
Man oh man. What is it about love
that drives people nuts?
It can turn the intelligent into
the idiotic.
There's a gal I know
who has a good shot of getting
into university but,she's willing to
give it a miss. Would you like to know why?
Wait for it... Wait for it...
(drumroll)
Because her boyfriend won't let her!
Wow. I am sold. Completely.
I mean,what better reason is there?
Her boyfriend won't let her.
Ah yes. Never go against the boyfriend.
I'm sure he'd make a great husband.
Not!
Sigh. It's amazing how blind some
people are.
Well enough of that.
May 03, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
Now Would You Like Some Fries To Go With That?
Another day,another workout.
On Friday I just found out that
instead of a credit for phy/chem,all I got
was a lousy D7! Great,just great. My life
just keeps getting better and better.
And what is it with some people? I mean,honestly,
were they born dumb? Somebody,please
explain to me. No really,I need to know.
Ladies and gentlemen, if any of you ever feel the urge to suddenly
quit talking with someone,it would help a lot
to actually let them know first. You know,
seeing how most of us aren't psychic.
Oh,and by the way,
what kind of blog has only 'hmmm' posted on it?
That only tells me that the engine
is running,but no one's behind the wheel.
Well enough of that.
April 30, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
abandoned
Man,it's such a hot day. Sheesh. Forget
about warming up,all I gotta do is stand still for
5 mins!
It's amazing how the people
you helped out long ago,
could just turn their backs on you
when you need them the most.
Never trust anybody. Well,almost anybody.
Guess I learned that the hard way.
Well enough of that.
April 27, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
No,I Wasn't Looking At You!
Man,it is incredibly irritating when
you're walking to a place and there's a
girl ahead dressed skimpily going in
the same direction.
Certain thoughts go through
your mind. "What if she thinks I'm following her?",
"What if she thinks I'm gonna... 'do something' ??",
And it's worse when she's walking slightly faster than you,
just enough to keep in front.
Soon it turns into a race. A weird,silent race.
Your heart is pumping fast,you're sweating,
trying to get ahead of her,
but at the same time trying to look casual doing it.
Oh yeah,and you can't look ahead doing it,
'cause well,she's there. What do you do?
You stare at the ground. So there you are.
Walking quickly,heart pounding,soaked in sweat,
with your eyes fixated on the ground,all the
while trying to look casual.
Upon completing the race,
you can become quite emotional. Relieved,
yet jubilant. You're even tempted to do
a little dance.
I guess sometimes things like that can't be avoided
Well,enough of that.
'
April 24, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
And The Oscar Goes To...
Ah yes,the government has said yes
to building a casino.
Big surprise there.
Oh yeah,and did anyone else see our
beloved Labour Chief coming close to tears
in parliament?
'I couldn't say no to 35,000 jobs.'
Wow. I just...wow.
I haven't seen such a great performance
since Bill Clinton denied making whoopee
with Monica Lewinski.
Somebody give that man an Oscar!
And what on earth happened to Mountain Dew?
I can't find it anywhere in Singapore!
Man,can't we get anything right?
Sheesh.
Well enough of that.
April 20, 2005 in Current Affairs | Permalink | Comments (0)
Finally
Finally. After about 5 years of being sick (whoa),
the man,the myth,the legend,is up and kicking again.
Only this time,he's 23,currently unemployed (by choice!) (no,really),
and is stuck.
That's right. Stuck! Sheesh.
I got credits for geog,eng,arabic,phy/chem,irk.
That's kind of amazing,seeing how I
was frequently afraid of touching books- yeah well,that's
what being obsessive-compulsive is all about,baby.
Anyway,I can't get into any of the polytechnics.
Heck,even ite is rejecting me. Can you believe it?
Ite! Oh man,what is this world coming to?
I woke up from one nightmare to find
myself in yet another one. Can't I get a break?
Hey a wait a sec. I could always bank on my looks...
Yeah,and watch pigs fly by across the sunset.
I feel terrible. In fact,so terrible,that I'm happy.
The kind of happy that psychotics feel. Heh,heh.
Well,
enough about that.
April 19, 2005 | Permalink | Comments (0)
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