Let's Talk About Someone Else

Almost 5.30am now.

I'm in the dark hall,
listening to The Gathering's Shortest Day.

Well I couldn't sleep.
And I didn't really feel like studying...
despite the fact
that there's gonna be a huge test
on Tuesday.

Lately, I've been
wondering about how Hani's been.

How long has it been now.
6, 7 years?

Now don't me wrong.
The only way I'd
be into her is if she turned
into a chocolate bunny rabbit.

But then I'd eat her so... yeah.

Yep. Not disturbing at all.

Anyway, like I said,
I've just been wondering.

Is she alright?
Is she happy?
How are her studies coming along?
Is she still a huge fan of Slipknot?

Why am I thinking about her?
I'm not sure.
But it probably has something
to do with the fact
that she was, in a way, the first one.

Kind of.

She's the closest thing I ever had to an actual girlfriend.

Ah well.

And now... I'm wondering about Natalie Portman.

Is she alright?
Is she happy?
Will she ever stop being
madly in love with me?

Yeah.. I just HAD to say all that.

Shut up.
Feel free to roll your eyes again.


Well enough of that