Retirement

Well I was late for work today.
Again. As usual.
Heh,heh.
Man, I hope the manager
isn't reading this.

Anyway, something great happened
there today. Work was
sucking the life out of me
(as it always does), when a group
of babes walked in.
They were having a birthday celebration.

I just happened to be nearby when they asked
me to sing a song for the birthday girl.
Me. Sing. Not a good idea.
Why? Well if you thought
William Hung was bad,
multiply that by 2 and you get *drumroll*...
me!

But it was her birthday, so I decided
to give it a try. Sure hope I didn't scar them for life.

Oh yeah, and one of the gals (Ali) took a picture of me.
She better hold on to it.
That pic is gonna be worth a lot someday, if you know
what I mean.
What's that? You don't?
Too bad!

Hmm, interesting gal, that Ali.
I checked out her blog and- come again?
No, I am not stalking her. She gave me her blog address.
She did! Really! Wipe that grin of your face.

Now where was I? Oh yeah. I checked out her
blog, and, whoa, she reminds me
of myself. She may be
incredibly cute (how cute? Brad Pitt should dump
Angelina for her,man!), and friendly,
but some of her thoughts mirror mine.

Weirdness.

I never really pictured
people like her
being 'lost'.

Ah well.

Ok2, let's get back to yours truly.
I finally (finally!)
managed to ask Xinyi out.
She said 'no'.
And after that, she completely stopped
talking to me.

Sigh, why do I even bother?
Man, that is it.
No more.
I am going into retirement, baby.
Never had a girlfriend. Don't need one now.

What I do need however,
is a PlayStation 3.

By the way, the Bride of Chucky
is no longer a friend of mine.
I don't hate her or anything.
From now on, she's just an acquaintance.
Period.



Well enough of that.