Nasty Stuff

Well hello there boys and girls...

Still up at 2.20 am?
What the hell is wrong with you kids??

Anyway, I can't sleep.
Plus, I've just put something nasty into my mouth.
Gel for my sore gum
What else were you thinking, you sick bastards?

Got a message from Dyla a short while
ago.
Cancelled our date this weekend to hang out
with her cousins.

Normally I wouldn't mind,
but I got a pretty good feeling I know
where they are going.
The MoS/Eski Bar trip was cancelled the weekend before, so yeah...

And she knows that I'm broke,
so I wouldn't have been able to come along.

Still... she cancelled our date to go clubbing.
Ah yes... just feels me up with a warm and fuzzy feeling on the inside.
And the fact that other guys will be dancing with her?
Oh heyy, that just makes me wanna jump for joy, man!

Sigh.
I probably shouldn't be feeling this way...
but I can't help it!
Thing is, I'm not her boyfriend.
So, you know what I'm gonna say to her?
Absolutely nothing!
Shut your damn mouth, you.



I am such an idiot.
Yes, yes... no need to rub it in.

I say no need, dammit!

Hey jackass, stop rubbing it in!

What else?
Ah yes... it's just the beginning of the 3rd
week, and already they've completed the 4th chapter.
Just perfect.

And being the genius that I am,
instead of studying right now,
I'm blogging about a girl I really like...
who doesn't even like me that much.
I do think she likes me a bit, though.
A little bit.
Tiny.
Get the picture?

Well enough of that

When You've Been Unfaithful, What Do You Do..?

For Those Who Have Heard "Unfaithful" by Rihanna...

So let me get this straight: because she's cheating on him,
she might as well take a gun and blow his brains out?

Ah yes... wouldn't YOU love to have a girlfriend like that?

Well enough of that

Sunday Bloody Sunday

Today's headline on Yahoo! News:

Iraq sectarian spree kills 83 in 2 days

I'm a muslim. A sunni muslim to be exact.
And when I read about this kind of thing;
Sunnis killing Shi'ites and Shi'ites killing Sunnis...

I think to myself: why are these people so damn stupid?

Why on earth would they want to kill each other?
I've studied Islamic history.
I know it's not that simple.

But come on... why commit murders?
How stupid can you be?

And if they are killing in the name of religion,
somebody should tell them
that if 2 muslims fight each other and one kills
the other, both of them go to hell.

That's right.
BOTH of you go to hell.

Mann... I wish there were something I
could do..
but yeah. Nothing.

I need coffee...

Well enough of that

Here Kitty..Come Here Kitty...Um...Kitty? No Kitty! NooOoo..!!!

Almost 12am.
And I'm full of the cookies
my little sister just made (which, by the way, are awesome!).

The cat has just returned.

What I don't get is why people keep saying
things like "oh, cats are clean animals..."

Now don't get me wrong. I love cats.
But clean?

I mean come ON. They lick every single
part of their body. EVERY part.
They are covered in saliva!

On top of that, when they go wandering...
they sit and lie, and roll in all sorts
of weird and strange-smelling things.

Clean? I think not!

And when they get back, they rub themselves against you!

What's that? Why yes, I am bored... is it that obvious?

Sigh.
I couldn't help it.
I just HAD to view her profile... making me miss her even more.
Sheesh.

I should give Natalie Portman a buzz....

Well enough of that

Pre-Fast Thoughts

5 am... Just a few more
minutes before I have to eat my "pre-fast meal".
And I'm listening to Stone Sour's "Through Glass".

Awesome song.

So anyway, I just got reminded (no, not by the song)(sheesh)
of something funny that happened a while back.

An old (in age as well) friend of my dad's
called some time back.
Thing is, my dad hadn't heard from him
for a long while.

The first thing he said to his friend?
"Heyy.. you're not dead yet!"
And he wasn't joking.

Ah yes... old people just LOVE hearing
that.

Well enough of that

Logic

Today on MSNBC NEWS:

"U.S. proposes N.Korea sanctions"

Ohhh.. I see!
Sure! Don't invade the country that
actually HAS nuclear weapons!

Oh nOoo.... just impose sanctions!

Invade the countries that DO NOT have
any weapons of mass destruction (you know, like Afghanistan and Iraq).

Ahh... such logic!
Wow.

Somebody give that idiot a pretzel.
A very big pretzel.

My Own Tiny Island

Ahh yes...
Guess who's back, baby?
Well ok, not yet.
But I can see the exit from here.
Won't be long now, I hope.

Right now, I'm in a safe spot.
Make a wrong move,
and I might get screwed.
Again.

So yeah, for the time being,
I'm just gonna stay here
on my safe tiny island,
until the way is cleared.

What's that?
I'm not making any sense?

Well that's because I haven't
explained to you what it is that I'm talking about.
And I'm not going to.

Sigh. What is it now?
Oh. Why not?

Once again, because it is
none of your damn business.
Cool? Cool.

And yeah... I miss Dyla badly.
But it's all for the best, I suppose.

Wait. Do you hear that?
Shh...! Listen!

It's my Xbox! It beckons...

Well enough of that

Of Burgers and Kings

4.05 am, and I'm still up...

sheesh.

I knew I needed coffee whenI saw a Burger King coupon sheet..
and instead of seeing "Chicken Fiesta!",I saw...
"C*ck Fiesta!" instead.

Nearly spit my guts out.

Well enough of that

That Way? Right.... Thanks...

Well...
the important meeting I had today
didn't go so well.
Probably because it didn't happen.

But it's not over yet. Monday is when
the meeting's gonna take place.
Hopefully after that... at last,
I'll get to live a normal life (by my standards, anyway).

Anyway, what is it with 18 year-old gals
and talking about sleeping with me?
Honestly.
Please, somebody let me know.

Yet another girl, Ellina... who happens to be Sam's friend...
is practically daring me to sleep with her!

I mean, wtf, man??

And with her looks,
it's not like she has to
ASK men to, um, you know...

If I were some other guy,
I'd be jumping around like a rabbit on crack!
But I'm not... besides, it's Ramadhan.

I'll have to take a pass...
and she better stop bugging me about it.
Sheesh.

Seriously. My life IS a bloody sitcom.

Well enough of that

Yes, Please... One More Time

Hmm... almost 12am in the living room.
Ah well, now is a good time as any other to post this.

Been wanting to let this out for a while now.
And in case you're wondering, yes, it IS emo garbage.
So just shut your damn mouth, alright?
Alright then.

Sigh.. what was I thinking anyway?
She's 18. I'm 24.
I should've known better but noOooo....
being a genius, I just HAD to go for it.

Let's see now.
Me: 24 year-old.
Looks like an anti-Brad Pitt
Still living with parents.
Studying at ITE.

Yeah... women just LOVE guys like me!

Many times, when we were supposed to
go out, she would just, well, ignore me at the last minute..
keep me hanging on.
I'd be kept waiting and wondering what happened for
hours... until I got one message through sms.
And that was it.

At first I wouldn't mind.
Emergencies can and will pop up...
especially when you have a baby.

But... everytime?

Sometimes, she would just ignore
any of the messages I'd sent her.

And after a week, or a few,
when we'd get a chance to talk (usually BY chance),
I'd ask her, and she'd tell me
that she did get the messages.

I'd rarely get an apology.
And when I did get one,
she'd make it sound like it was nothing...
which it wouldn't be, if it didn't happen ALL THE TIME.

Just fills you up with a warm and fuzzy feeling on the inside, don't it?

For some insane reason, I told her
how I felt about her (yeah yeah.. shut the hell up already).
And she said that the feeling was mutual.
Not long after that, she began ignoring me again.
Gotta love that!

I'd feel miserable for a week or 2 wondering what I'd done or said...
and then all I'd get from her, is pretty much a short message
saying 'hi'.
and then, another couple of weeks.

Yes,yes.... your hero was down.
Go get that tissue.
Hey! I saw you rolling your eyes!
Sheesh.

Where was I? Oh yeah.
I figure I'd try ignoring her.
After about 2 weeks (or more? can't remember)...
I got the usual 'hi'.
She hadn't even realized what I was doing.
Sigh.

A few weeks later,
another 'hi'.

I couldn't reply.
I mean.... I was already miserable,
after deciding that I was gonna
stop contacting her.

No sense in piling on the misery.

Can't really blame her.
I mean, she's young, she's pretty...
I'd bore her to death eventually.

I knew it wasn't a good idea, but hey!
I really did like her!. A lot.
Too bad she didn't feel the same way.

Mann... I knew I should've stayed in retirement!
Damn.
From now on... I'll concentrate on
my one and only baby... the Xbox!

What's that?
I KNOW I need a life.....
I just don't need YOU pointing it out!

Time to watch some DX.

Well, enough of that.